Past Productions
Same Time Next Year
Performed 2018
Mark loves Anna but there's a problem, she's Lord Karnarvon's daughter & he's the son of the head butler & housekeeper. Can their love survive the class divide? It's wartime, so Mark decides to sign up to do his duty. Lord Karnarvon takes this opportunity to bring in Bertie Bingham, the son of Lord Bingham, to try and drive a wedge between Mark & Anna. Things don't go exactly the way that Lord Karnarvon thinks it will when Bertie signs up for active duty.
Can Mark & Anna's love survive the war?
Will Mark and Bertie return home in one piece?
Will Lord Karnarvon win in the end?
The Three Stooges- A Musical Comedy
Performed 2017
The stooges are flat broke, so Curly in his wisdom, or not. He decides to advertise in Variety for work wanted. As luck would have it, Lucy Ricardo sees it and arranges an interview with Annie Warbucks, the owner of Club Tropicana.
After it's discovered that Larry, Moe & Curly are not entertains but odd job men, Annie still gives them a go at the club anyway and sets Bob the choreographer the task of training the newest recruits but this will not be an easy job.
As luck would have it The Stooges win the lottery but how much will they win? Will Madeline succeed in dressing the girls as a panto cow? Will Fred, George & Madeline’s master plan come to fruition? Where is everyone disappearing to? And will the police arrive before it’s too late?
Jullian's Island- A Musical Comedy
Performed 2016
The castaways hear reports of a missing cruise ship, as luck would have it the passengers find their way to Jullian’s Island. The new inhabitants to the island are impersonators of Hollywood stars.
The musical director of the group thinks it will be a good idea to put on a show including our hapless castaways. Is this a pure motive or does she have other reasons for being on the island.
Can the castaways find out the true reason the visitors have arrived before it’s too late.
Get Smart
Performed 2015
"Would you believe that seven police boats are closing in on us right now?" Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 asks Mr. Big, the head of KAOS, who now holds him captive.
When Mr. Big finds this a little hard to accept, the straight-faced Smart asks, "Would you believe six?"
Smart is off on a bizarre new case in which he must stop the sinister organization known as KAOS from their most shameful plot.
Their plan this time, is to prove their power by blowing up the Statue of Liberty! This is too much and Smart springs or perhaps we should say stumbles into action.
Smart is assisted by the beautiful Agent 99, as he proceeds from one gigantic blunder to another, each however, somehow turning into a master stroke.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Performed 2014
Come and join Charlie Bucket, Grandpa Joe, Mike Teavee, Mr & Mrs Teavee, Veruca Salt, Mr & Mrs Salt, Violet Beauregarde, Mrs Beauregarde, Augustus Gloop & Mrs Gloop enter a world of pure imagination as they take a tour around Willy Wonka’s famous Chocolate Factory.
Murder at Midwinter Vicarage
Performed 2014
At the stroke of midnight a shot rings out in the drawing room of the Midwinter Vicarage, the most hated man in the village Colonel Masters, is discovered slumped in the armchair.
Who committed this foul crime? Was it Ruthie Masters, his ex-wife or could it be the vicar of Midwinter Reverend Nicholas “Nicky” Jamieson or his ward Emma Phillips or could it be the local doctor Charles “Charlie” Robinson. Could the murderer be Mrs. Margery Evans, the housekeeper or the travelling painter Jacob Waterford or Mrs. Jessica ffletcher-Jones or her daughter Samantha ffletcher-Jones or maybe it could be the respected local nobility Lady Agatha Frittington. Who could be responsible for these murders most horrid?
Soon the suspects are being bumped off one by one. Can Detective Morse Lewis-Frost and Sergeant Roger Coleman discover who the deranged murderer is before another innocent life is wasted?
The House of Frankenstein
Performed 2013
Baron Victor von Frankenstein, bored with his attempts to give life to the lifeless, has turned his attention to curing the supposedly incurable! In a grim castle in the Carpathian Mountains, he and his long-suffering wife Elisabeth, the unsavoury hunchback Ygor, the Valkyrian Frau Lurker & the Monster (who doubles as drinks-trolley & standard lamp) play host to various mysterious & menacing denizens of the night (invited or otherwise) who visit the Baron to beg him to rid them of their vices. But this challenge, although a welcome diversion for the headstrong young scientist, proves to be no picnic...more of a living nightmare!
The Butler did it again.
Performed 2013
Publisher and socialite, indomitable Miss Maple rents a plantation house, complete with menacing alligator, in the frightening swap land of Louisiana. She wants to introduce her latest literary discovery, Ruth Dice, who has written a first novel entitled Conversations with a Ghoul. Ruth has only contempt for the guests.
Classic detective prototypes like tough Chandler Marlow, chic Manhattan couple Rick and Laura Carlyle, westerner Tony Tallchief. She dismisses Louie Fan ("Telephone like corpse. Both dead.") and gentle Father White ("Tea and biscuits, anyone?") as has-been hacks. Naturally, she's the perfect candidate for murder.
However, it's the bizarre owner of the house of secrets, Jasper Van Dine, who's discovered in the parlor with a scalpel once belonging to Jack the Ripper in his back! WHODUNNIT!? It's up to the flakey detective writers to unravel the puzzle. Chills, thrills, alibis, clues, motives, and dazzling plot twists fly about the stage like pies-in-the-face.
No Sex please We're British
Performed 2012
A young bride, who lives above a bank with her husband, who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable flood of pornography, photographs, books, films and eventually call-girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by his mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed or slamming doors.
Cash On Delivery
Performed 2012
Cash on delivery is set during October 1996 in the living room of 344 Chilton Road, East London England. Eric Swan (aided by his Uncle George and unbeknown to his wife, Linda) has pocketed thousands of pounds through fraudulent Department of Social Security (DSS) claims. When Norman Bassett (the lodger) opens the door to Mr. Jenkins, the DSS inspector, deceptive mayhem follows – as do the undertaker, bereavement counsellor, psychiatrist, Norman’s Financee, a corpse, the ominous Ms Cowper and a rather rebellious washing machine. A frantic Linda meanwhile consults Dr. Chapman regarding the discovery of her husband’s wigs, bra, corset and stockings (all part of Eric’s swindling activities)!
The Butler Did It
Performed 2011
When it comes to solving murder mysteries, it’s always the one you least suspect! The very proper butler Jenkins and the fiery Cockney maid Sarah Jane are preparing the Covington household for a visit from Edwina Corry, the world’s greatest mystery author and friend to Lady Miranda and Colonel Covington. Other guests arriving include Lady Covington’s feisty old mother, their high-flying daughter Kat, their chatty priest who doesn’t know when to quit and the caddish, eavesdropping neighbor boy Trevor. Things are soon thrown into confusion, however, when Trevor is found stabbed to death in the kitchen. On her arrival, Edwina eagerly launches an investigation into the murder. Unfortunately, the evidence is stacked against poor Jenkins from the start, and when the bloody knife is found in his pocket, the other members of the household tie him to a chair and call the police. The only problem? Jenkins didn’t do it. And now he’s got just half an hour to figure out who the real murderer is — while still tied to the chair.
Are you Being Served?
Performed 2010
Double entendres are non-stop as the well-loved staff of Grace Bros. department store first prepare for a sale of German goods, then depart en masse for a staff holiday at a one-star hotel in spain. Will the tropical heat, Spainish crumpet, a giant woof 'n' poofs and a randy revolutionary prove too much for our happy band? Not a bit of it! With the aid of a nun's habit, a bowler hat and Mrs. Slocombe's Union Jack knickers, they survive their holiday with everything intact but their modesty.
'Allo 'Allo- The Stage Play
Performed 2010
Allo 'Allo follows the adventures of Rene Artois, the hapless cafe owner in war-torn France, as he and his wife, Edith, struggle to keep for themselves a priceless painting of The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies, stolen by the Nazis and kept in a sausage in their cellar. Rene is hiding two British Airmen and endeavouring, with the help of the Resistance, to repatriate them.
However, communications with London through a wireless disguised as a cockatoo adds to the many embarrassments he endures in the company of his patrons. Matters come to a head with the news that the Fuhrer is to visit the town and the cafe becomes filled with tricksters intending to impersonate Hitler before the event. Rene will need all the wit he can muster to save his cafe and his life.
Pygmalion
Performed 2008
Pygmalion tells the story of Henry Higgins, a professor of phonetics, who makes a bet with his friend Colonel Pickering that he can successfully pass off a Cockney flower girl, Eliza Doolittle, as a refined society lady by teaching her how to speak with an upper class accent and training her in etiquette.
In the process, Higgins and Doolittle grow close, but she ultimately rejects his domineering ways and declares she will marry Freddy Eynsford-Hill, a poor and young gentleman
The Monsters Family
Performed 2008
Harmon & Rose Monster get disturbing news that their home has been bought by DA Industries and they intend to demolish their home and the rest of the town to build a dam to power a nuclear power plant. If things weren’t bad now, Rose & Grandma mysteriously disappears after a visit from Mr. Hardcastle & Ms. Carbuncle from DA Industries.
Harmon thinks if he gets Mayor Dora Abbot involved, he might be able to find his wife and stop DA Industries from destroying the town. As with all great plans, a spanner gets thrown in the works.
Can Harmon, Grandpa & company find Rose & Grandma and stop the development before it’s too late? Should Harmon & Grandpa really trust Mayor Dora Abbott? Who are Mr. Hardcastle & Ms. Carbuncle really working for?
The Importance of Being Earnest
Performed 2007
The Importance of being earnest follows the story of Jack Worthing & Algernon Moncrieff and their talents for slightly bending the truth. Jack, when he is in the city pretends to be Ernest to escape the dullness of country life; Algernon pretends to be visiting a terminally ill friend Mr. Bunbury to escape the hectic city life.
When Algernon finds out the location of Jack's country estate, he pretends to be Jack's wicked brother Ernest and pays young Cecily a visit. Cecily is in love with Ernest but she has never met him. To add to this Gwendolyn also pays the estate a visit, looking for her Ernest (Jack).
Just when all misunderstandings are corrected, Lady Bracknell arrives to thwart the plans of our two happy couples.
The Adventures of Doctor Hoo: The Four Doctors
Performed 2006
The Doctor and his new companion Vicky have been recalled back to Falligrey. The find that all but a few Space and Time Lords have been Time-Beamed to the Dreaded West Zone of Falligrey, the legendary and dangerous ancient game zone.
Three of The Doctor's regenerations have also been Time-Beamed with their companions. They mus face some old foes along the way; a Kelsad, a squad of Cidermen and Pamela the Cleavagian.
The Doctor must uncover the evil plotters; who have stolen the Great Seal of Oh My Gosh, before all his regenerations are sucked into a Time Vortex FOREVER!!!
The Adventures of Doctor Hoo: The Curse of Snakebottom
Performed 2005
The SATM has transported The Doctor, Tippi & Rufus back to Blackpool in 1896. They find themselves involved in solving the mystery of The Blackpool Ripper.
The Ripper is kidnapping all the young virgins and using them in his master plan to take over planet Earth. Can The Doctor stop The Ripper before Tippi becomes his next victim?
Days of the Restless Season III: The Search for Rock
Performed 2004
Six months have passed since the explosion at SMUT's Secret Headquarters. With Bessie Jane "Big Mamma" Newing in goal, Claudia Gaynor-Hamilton has become mayor of Sydney. How long will it be before "Big Mamma" Escapes to join the Newing Clan, to seek their revenge on Claudia? Who is the Mysterious Man that has started work at Romano's Restaurante? Can this man be Rock Hamilton?
Lady Windermere's Fan
Performed 2003
On the eve of Lady Windermere's 21st Birthday, she receives from her husband, a new fan with her name on it. This is turning out to be one of the best day of her life but the Duchess of Berwick soon changes that. She reveals that Lord Windermere has for the last six months, been seeing the Mysterious Mrs. Erlynne, a young widow.
All comes to a head when Lady Winderemere confronts her husband about this, an argument ensues and he demands that Lady Windermere invites Mrs. Erlynne to the ball, that is being held in honour of her birthday.
Who is Mrs. Erlynne? What secret is she hiding? Why can't Lady Winderemere ever find out the truth about Mrs. Erlynne? Is Lady Winderemere about to make the biggest mistake of her life? What is the hold that Mrs. Erlynne has over Lord Winderemere?
Are You Being Served?- The Stage Play
Performed 2003
Double entendres are non-stop as the well-loved staff of Grace Bros. department store first prepare for a sale of German goods, then depart en masse for a staff holiday at a one-star hotel in spain. Will the tropical heat, Spainish crumpet, a giant woof 'n' poofs and a randy revolutionary prove too much for our happy band? Not a bit of it! With the aid of a nun's habit, a bowler hat and Mrs. Slocombe's Union Jack knickers, they survive their holiday with everything intact but their modesty.
Days of the Restless Season II: The Wrath of Cliff
Performed 2003
Cliff Hamilton has been kidnapped by SMUT (Supreme Militant Urban Texans) run by TE Newing. They're planning to release a porn flick "Bonking in Honkers", that Cliff Hamilton, Alexis Herrington, Rock Hamilton and Claudia Gaynor-Hamilton did back in th 1950's.
SMUT wants twenty millon dollars in exchange for Cliff's life and the copies of the videos. Alexis Herrington, Caress Herrington, Rock Hamilton, Claudia Gaynor-Hamilton, Crystal Ayres-Hamilton, Brick Hamilton, Houseboy and Chantel Lace, mount a rescue to save Cliff. As with all the best-laid plans, all does not go as they planned.
'Allo 'Allo! - The Stage Play
Performed 2002
Allo 'Allo follows the adventures of Rene Artois, the hapless cafe owner in war-torn France, as he and his wife, Edith, struggle to keep for themselves a priceless painting of The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies, stolen by the Nazis and kept in a sausage in their cellar. Rene is hiding two British Airmen and endeavouring, with the help of the Resistance, to repatriate them.
However, communications with London through a wireless disguised as a cockatoo adds to the many embarrassments he endures in the company of his patrons. Matters come to a head with the news that the Fuhrer is to visit the town and the cafe becomes filled with tricksters intending to impersonate Hitler before the event. Rene will need all the wit he can muster to save his cafe and his life.
Days of the Restless Season I: The New Beginnings
Performed 2000
The story is set in Sydney, Australia, and is about Cliff Hamilton and Alexis Herrington: Once they were the hottest couple in Hollywood but now are bitterly divorced. They meet eighteen years after their most publicised divorce and start right back where they left off.
Cliff and Alexis have a son Brick, who had a secret affair with Crystal Ayres. Crystal Ayres is a triple Tony Award winning Director and is about to cast a modernised version of William Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra, called Tony and Cleo. Brick is the father of Crystal's daughter Skye. No one knows about Skye, until now.